WHAT IN THE ELVIRA HELL??

Morning Boos! Fully Loaded here- so I was prowling the internet this morning and I came across this picture of Eve. Now don't get my wrong, E-V-E is usually on point with the fashion. But I think The Pitbull in a Skirt, got into a nasty fight with a PITBULL. And clearly she didn't win. Whats really going on boo? I mean, honestly the dress could have been hot, but its missing something. Maybe some accessories or a hint of color somewhere. You look like Elvira's sister Elvirisha.

Sidebar... there comes a time in ones life that we must depart from our stripping way and cover up those unsightly chest tattoes...

Ready to Blow

I know, I'm supposed to be gradually easing you into the world of 5Caliber but a sista has alot to say today- after all, that is the reason that I started this thing.

So allow me to get intimate with you, if you will. I know that we New Yorkers and probably people everywhere are highly perturbed at the verdict that was announced on Friday. We sat and held our breathe for 17months anxiously awaiting what we thought would be a sure fire sign that justice prevails in America. BUT WOE IS ME...a verdict of Not Guilty. I clutched my pearls in shock and disdain. (Raise your hand if you were really surprised)

And as if we didn't have enough reason to insite a revolution, this pissed me off even more.

It truly is open season...

Armed and Ready

Hey Boos, Fully Loaded here. I've spent many months debating whether or not to join this cyber phenomena known as blogging. I'm the sista that always has something to say and loves to entertain people with verbal jabs and lots of laughs. So Boo's for your reading pleasure, I present to you 5caliber...ARMED & READY